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On the Bus - My Old Friend by CryOhMy, literature

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On the Bus - My Old Friend by CryOhMy, literature

Introduction by CryOhMy, literature

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Artist // Hobbyist // Literature
  • Mar 7, 1992
  • Germany
  • Deviant for 11 years
  • They / Them
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My Bio
❝ⒽⒺⓁⓁ ⒾⓈ ⒺⓂⓅⓉⓎ ⒶⓃⒹ ⒶⓁⓁ ⓉⒽⒺ ⒹⒺⓋⒾⓁⓈ ⒶⓇⒺ ⒽⒺⓇⒺ. ❞
-Shakespeare

:iconciel1plz::iconciel2plz: SH Watching You Stamp by TwilightProwler SH Happy Holmes Stamp by TwilightProwler:thumb167445468: Samba Doctor by fricken-pimp Screw The Rules Tardis Stamp by AnnaAelfara The Master Is Angry stamp by Kinky-chichi Jack and Nine Kiss Stamp by TwilightProwler Stamp: Best Fort Ever by anime-dragon-tamer

▸ I'm totally not an alcoholic >:I
▸I am addicted to fags (Been smokin' since I was fifteen)
▸ I am Sci-Fi/Fanatasy/Crime nut.
▸I like movies and pride myself in knowing a wide variety- same applies to books and music.
▸I hate my former art teacher and always will. ಠ___ಠ
▸I am a vegetarian.
▸I have a heart as big as my balls.
▸I am kinky as a cheap garden hose.
▸I speak fluent English, fluent German, some Polish, some Spanish and tiny bits of French, Japanese, Greek and Finnish. (My mother is a linguistic supergenius and I mooched off her knowledge like a parasite)
▸I waste my life with Vidja Games and horrid hours of all-night study orgies.
▸I love space, plays, brains and gaysex.
▸Future neuroscience / Psychology major. Life's too short to not learn everything you can about the brain. YOLO
▸I thrive on smokes and coffee.
▸I'm a stupid, genderqueer little shit, and that is, without a doubt, why you will grow to love me.



I write like
Vladimir Nabokov

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Favourite Movies
Boondock Saints, Tokyo Gore Police, Thor, SLC Punk, Party Monster, Velvet Goldmine, Mysterious Skin, LOTR, Star Wars
Favourite TV Shows
Doctor Who, The Mentalist, Criminal Minds, Star Trek, Anime (general), Cup Cake Wars
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Scissor Sisters, Flogging Molly, Placebo, Grouplove, Modest Mouse, Dir En Grey, An Cafe, RHCP, Muse, Arctic Monkeys, etc.
Favourite Books
Mysterious Skin, What Loves Means to You People, The Back Passage, The Anatomy of Human Destructiveniess, Das Ganz Normale Böse- Warum Menschen Morden, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1984, Fahrenheit 451, Moral Disorder, The Painted Man, Metro 2033
Favourite Writers
Oscar Wilde, Shakespeare, Kafka,
Favourite Games
Metro 2033, LOTRO, Requiem Memento Mori, Sims 3, COD (general), Terraria, Pokemon, LEGO Star Wars, Harvest Moon/Rune Factory, S.U.N, G.A.S.P, D&DO, FLYFF, Amnesia, Bioshock, Half Life,
Other Interests
Psychology, Animals/Animal Rights, Diverse Cultures,

Home Sweet Home

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Hot damn, I knew I wouldn't be able to keep an active Journal for long. :I WHATEV'S. Let's get this thing back a'rollin. I've been busybusybusy lately with various things. For one, I am now the proud owner of a sweet little apartment in Oldenburg! Hurrrraaaay~ <3 It's got two rooms and a balcony, and a sweet little reach-through (is this term even correct) between the kitchen and living room. I am in lovelovelove with this apartment! It also should be big enough to house a dog, which brings me to my next topic: Watson! (aka Barnaby aka Moppel aka my darling) I haven't decided on a set name just yet, but thankfully, I should hav
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Back to Earth

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Hello~<3 I am back in Germany now, as of a few days. I was busy with Uni/apartment stuff since the first day and couldn't update DA, but now I'm back and kickin'! Turkey was full of wonderful, terrible things. I can't even begin to explain the beauty or the horror of what I saw on a daily basis. There is simply too much to report about and too little power left in my fingertips for the evening. I will say this, however- It has made me stronger, in ways, and softened my heart in others. I fell in love with a particular dog, of which I will be uploading pictures later. His name is Moppel, which I will eventually be changing into '
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What did I tell you fine people? There is no way in Hell that I can manage keeping up with something like a Journal periodically. However, some stuff has happened in my life and I feel like I should share it, simply because I can. c: Alright-y now, let's see here... I was accepted at the Carl von Ossietzky University in Oldenburg! <3 I'll be studying Biology in hopes of achieving a bachelors, which is a prerequisite for studying Neuroscience (which I plan on doing in Göttingen, when the time comes). My other option would be to get the bachelors in Biology and then apply for Psychology, but we'll cross that bridge when the time
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Awww °w° Ich wurde gefragt ob ich ein Fansign für jemanden machen möchte *fühlt sich total geehrt und voll stolz*XD
Süüüüüß n w n
<3
:3 Würdest du eins für mich machen, wenn du schon dabei bist? 8D
Kann ich machen :3
:3 Yaaaay Thankyou!
heyyo and thanksies for faving and watching! ^_^
:D No probs.
Keep up the fine work. <3
Thank you for the fav!